Sick! Sick! Sick!

This is ridiculous! My friend Lex got me so sick, that I haven’t been able to move from my couch for something like 18 hours. It’s the “sniffle-ing, sneezing, stuffy head, so I can rest, medicine” variety. My nose has literally transmuted into a leaky faucet. Blech! I hate being sick.

Coffee girl was nice enough to bring me Alka-Seltzer cold and flu, and some O.J. (bless her wee heart)

It’s weird… This is one of the first times that I’ve felt a strong desire to be back in a long term relationship. I feel like there’s no one to take care of me, baby me. I want someone to rub my forehead, make me a sandwich, maybe go rent me a video game, so I have something to do in my sickly stupor. But alas, I am a bachelor, a “man on the town”. I date lots of women, and have fun times.

How glamorous.Sick

One Response to “Sick! Sick! Sick!”

  1. Britt Says:

    ok, so i must say that you should post a new blog topic about how great i am, you can title it “in praise of britt, the model/actress”. i read your post about how sick you are, so i come to the rescue with many many groceries that will make a sick dan feel better (doughnuts, fruit salad, spaghetti-os, etc). i then tidy up your apt (which includes picking up all of your tissues) and follow that up with rubbing your head. i feel that this deserves a blog update. so, you better get on that. shoot.

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